Had a dream last night (in dreams I feel more Out and About than real life.)
Was on a train, and it turns out my boss was an Old Lady. Something more innocent and heartfelt about old ladies. It felt like she was sweet and actually cared about me as a person. I was on a train and she gave me a hug, and she was taller than me and I laid into her boobs. Everyone was staring at me and it made me mad that they were all judgey Americans. But she was hotter than most old ladies.
The we went to her lovely home and it was nice with floors made of wood. And she was trying to be a gamer and get into games. She was spammed with crappy games, such as McDonalds games. And reading her reviews was so cute, she said the McDonalds game was good because she got free chicken McNuggets. I did not approve of eating meat, but I approved of her reviews.
Seeing her in this dream reminded me of being a child again. There is something so innocent about some women. I think that is why I want to be a woman. It reminds me of being a kid again. Before I became a miserable man. It reminds me of the 50's, how those Men on shows are so stern and have deep voices, it is like they are so serious. Why are they so serous? Because they are men, feels like the joy of living got Sucked out of their souls!
Next part of the dream, my boss was different now. A young lesbian. I was on the street corner waiting for her with my laptop. My mom ran across the street, I handed her my laptop but she refused to gaurd it. Even though she was a lesbian, and I was a male in the dream, it felt like she was kind and compassionate and cared about me, and would give me a chance to date her, unlike many lesbians in real life.
Then in my mind started playing an AD about genitals. It said, scientific stuff about a Vagina, saying less bladder control, and how women on airplanes have to go BAD. But then it said it had 3 times more erotic nerves than a penis, and more capacity to hold erotic fluids, so orgasms were not only stronger, but could have infinite amount of mindless orgasms. So to me, being a man is tactical, efficient, and joyless, being a woman is decadent euphoria and bliss, but Always have to be near a bathroom!