British is a gender.

Technically it's not "Out and About" because I was watching the tele. But it is "Out and About" because it is about the British Lands.

British people literally have no gender. They all talk the same. It's like if I swapped out a man's voice box and woman's voice box, and told them to talk, you wouldn't even be able to tell who's who.

It's like, if I had a science ray to give gender with a gender ray. And they were zapped by the ray, this is exactly what they would say: "Fascinating. It seems I've been zapped by some gender-ray machine. I woke up and found my body to be that of the opposite sex. How peculiar. Jolly good show though. "

And then they would calmly walk through the cobblestone town, as if nothing had happened.

Then when they went into the opulent, ornate bathroom they would grab their new boobs and look in the mirror and say "Gobsmacking. By Jove, by Jove." And then calmly walk out the bathroom calmly quietly saying "What a tizzy what a tizzy."

You are having a Giraffe...

Nobody, but nobody talks like that here any more. Tizzy, yes. even I use that. To get into a tizzy means being confused. But By Jove as an exclamation? I have never heard that apart from very old films, I know my Dad was Norwegian and that, but I was born here and I can honestly say that nobody alive says that anymore.

What is true though, certainly down south in Middle England, is that all transgender women are becoming more socially acceptable, not just the fuckable.

That is outside Marxist London. It is a hotbed of hatred these days, for the Labour Party makes me despair with their TERF filled ranks and other groups of communities that abhor us. Even quite a few others within the London LGB community don't want us with 'em. I will stick to the Green Party when voting, as I always used to and consider dear old Brighton my capital!

Oh my, I've gone off subject again! I'm tired. Night night!!!!

That's a little bit stereo typing, although th be polite and don't make a scene, que nicely, and easily lead by nostalgia seem to be the key factors at the moment.
There does seem to be more tolerant these days, or at lest "none of my business" . But how much is just a polite shell they use in public but vent their crappiness later online?

Oh, angel.... you have such an American view of the British. You need to stop watching Downton Abby, James Bond, Harry Potter, and Hugh grant movies. They not "real" British. They are an americized ideal of Britain. A Britain that goes no further north or west of the Watford gap.

In real Britain.... northern britian. There are accents and dialects that you would never understand. Any clip of the tv series Auf wiedersehen, pet would tell you that.

After all Americans need subtitles for the movie, trainspotting.....

Hi Lucy!

I loved Auf Wiedersein Pet, that is the original series, eighties or nineties was it? It was so good, the characters were wonderful. Oz, Barry, Bomber, Denis, Neville, Mogsie and Wayne. What agreat show that was.


I understand all dialects pretty well, but some broad Scottish highland brogues, especially Inverness, R&C, Perth, Caithness and Sutherland are quite baffling if they talk fast. Aberdenn and south of that area is fine. Also I think the Northern Irish when speaking really fast, as they are more likely to do than Scots can be a little difficult, Strabane and that area particularly. Some find Geordie difficult, but I've never found any problem understanding them or the Maccas and Moggies.


Celia xx

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:Oh, angel.... you have such an American view of the Britis

I thought Angel was/is British!

MichaelaSJ wrote:

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:Oh, angel.... you have such an American view of the Britis

I thought Angel was/is British!

Seriously..... an actually British person could never have written the OP.

Her British points of reference only make sense when spoken in a bad Dick van Dyke voice......

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:

MichaelaSJ wrote:

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:Oh, angel.... you have such an American view of the Britis

I thought Angel was/is British!

Seriously..... an actually British person could never have written the OP.

Her British points of reference only make sense when spoken in a bad Dick van Dyke voice......

...and yet you gave us Benny Hill.

MichaelaSJ wrote:

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:

MichaelaSJ wrote:

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:Oh, angel.... you have such an American view of the Britis

I thought Angel was/is British!

Seriously..... an actually British person could never have written the OP.

Her British points of reference only make sense when spoken in a bad Dick van Dyke voice......

...and yet you gave us Benny Hill.

For that may we be truly sorry. No one in Britain watches that stuff anymore. A truer depiction of Britain come from the very successful sitcom the American never got, because they don't translate very will....

Only fools and horses was very popular British sitcom here. But it never travelled stateside. Because it's got a kind of Britishness that's americas wouldn't have really got. That's also why Hancocks half hour never made it over.

No offense... but we are two nations seperated by a common language.

Lots of our sitcoms were actually remain in your country. Lots of your most popular sit coma are actually British remakes.

Steptoe and son became Stanford and son, till death is do part is all in the family, man about the house is threes company, George and Mildred became the ropes, and one foot in the grave was just another thing ruined by bill Cosby....

Celia Eriksson wrote:You are having a Giraffe...

Not rich enough to own a Giraffe.

What is true though, certainly down south in Middle England, is that all transgender women are becoming more socially acceptable, not just the fuckable.

So if a transwoman does not pass, but is fuckable, they are socially acceptable over there?

That is outside Marxist London. It is a hotbed of hatred these days, for the Labour Party makes me despair with their TERF filled ranks and other groups of communities that abhor us. Even quite a few others within the London LGB community don't want us with 'em.

My friend always used to say, even Shicklegruber had a mother, but Lenin was created in a russian lab. Lenin killed 60 million therefore he is 10x more evil than Adolf. Really stupid because, my friend used to go around not knowing this and wearing a Lenin sticker on their shirt, which is pretty much about as stupid as walking around town with a swastika tattoo.
I have always hated communists, liberals, and republicans.
My dad hates the labor unions. Says they are communist rubbish, which they are. Drain the swamp. Ban all communists, liberals, republicans, and libertarians.

I also don't vote for Green Party anymore. It's all rubbish. It's like Sodom and Gommorah where there is not one good party. It's all a conglomerate of oppressive fascism.

I will stick to the Green Party when voting, as I always used to and consider dear old Brighton my capital!

Oh my, I've gone off subject again! I'm tired. Night night!!!!

Green party wants to ban guns of the mentally ill, so they are same as hitler, they want mentally ill to be vunerable and die, they are also transphobic, because I have been diagnosed as mentally ill and they want to ban my guns so that I will be defenseless against bigots, and when the government starts killing civilians I wont have anything to defend against the soldiers.

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:

MichaelaSJ wrote:

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:Oh, angel.... you have such an American view of the Britis

I thought Angel was/is British!

Seriously..... an actually British person could never have written the OP.

Her British points of reference only make sense when spoken in a bad Dick van Dyke voice......

I am british, my genes are british. But my homeland was taken over by the red coats. And now my race has to endure the tyranny of the fascist redcoats banning my guns. So I am a british person trapped in the wrong country, because my homelands have been overrun by fascism.

In real life my natural voice is to talk british and superior to the lowly americans. But they all keep me down like a horde of zombies and try to make me blend in with their filthy junk food and plastic covered gas station cuisine.

Angelic wrote:

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:

MichaelaSJ wrote:

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:Oh, angel.... you have such an American view of the Britis

I thought Angel was/is British!

Seriously..... an actually British person could never have written the OP.

Her British points of reference only make sense when spoken in a bad Dick van Dyke voice......

I am british, my genes are british. But my homeland was taken over by the red coats. And now my race has to endure the tyranny of the fascist redcoats banning my guns. So I am a british person trapped in the wrong country, because my homelands have been overrun by fascism.

In real life my natural voice is to talk british and superior to the lowly americans. But they all keep me down like a horde of zombies and try to make me blend in with their filthy junk food and plastic covered gas station cuisine.

If your British, you'll know what this means.

Why aye, pet. I'm ganne gee hem, noo... divent ye kna....

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:

Angelic wrote:

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:

MichaelaSJ wrote:

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:Oh, angel.... you have such an American view of the Britis

I thought Angel was/is British!

Seriously..... an actually British person could never have written the OP.

Her British points of reference only make sense when spoken in a bad Dick van Dyke voice......

I am british, my genes are british. But my homeland was taken over by the red coats. And now my race has to endure the tyranny of the fascist redcoats banning my guns. So I am a british person trapped in the wrong country, because my homelands have been overrun by fascism.

In real life my natural voice is to talk british and superior to the lowly americans. But they all keep me down like a horde of zombies and try to make me blend in with their filthy junk food and plastic covered gas station cuisine.

If your British, you'll know what this means.

Why aye, pet. I'm ganne gee hem, noo... divent ye kna....

Nature vs. nurture.

Like any true brit I raise to the sword of Excalibur. Doesn't mean I know all the lingos.

Angelic wrote:

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:

Angelic wrote:

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:

MichaelaSJ wrote:

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:Oh, angel.... you have such an American view of the Britis

I thought Angel was/is British!

Seriously..... an actually British person could never have written the OP.

Her British points of reference only make sense when spoken in a bad Dick van Dyke voice......

I am british, my genes are british. But my homeland was taken over by the red coats. And now my race has to endure the tyranny of the fascist redcoats banning my guns. So I am a british person trapped in the wrong country, because my homelands have been overrun by fascism.

In real life my natural voice is to talk british and superior to the lowly americans. But they all keep me down like a horde of zombies and try to make me blend in with their filthy junk food and plastic covered gas station cuisine.

If your British, you'll know what this means.

Why aye, pet. I'm ganne gee hem, noo... divent ye kna....

Nature vs. nurture.

Like any true brit I raise to the sword of Excalibur. Doesn't mean I know all the lingos.

Yeah.... but, Excalibur is just a myth. Not real history...

This is a truer version of Britishness.... then anything Americans get to see....

https://youtu.be/ak_2SNyjXWI

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:

Angelic wrote:

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:

Angelic wrote:

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:

MichaelaSJ wrote:
I thought Angel was/is British!

Seriously..... an actually British person could never have written the OP.

Her British points of reference only make sense when spoken in a bad Dick van Dyke voice......

I am british, my genes are british. But my homeland was taken over by the red coats. And now my race has to endure the tyranny of the fascist redcoats banning my guns. So I am a british person trapped in the wrong country, because my homelands have been overrun by fascism.

In real life my natural voice is to talk british and superior to the lowly americans. But they all keep me down like a horde of zombies and try to make me blend in with their filthy junk food and plastic covered gas station cuisine.

If your British, you'll know what this means.

Why aye, pet. I'm ganne gee hem, noo... divent ye kna....

Nature vs. nurture.

Like any true brit I raise to the sword of Excalibur. Doesn't mean I know all the lingos.

Yeah.... but, Excalibur is just a myth. Not real history...

"Raise to the Sword of Excalibur" is an expression I just made up. A true british would understand what it means.

My point is.... your only seen the americized version of Britain.

Most British people don't give a shit about the legend of King Arthur.

Their to busy watching love island, or coronation street, or Eastenders....

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:My point is.... your only seen the americized version of Britain.

Most British people don't give a shit about  the legend of King Arthur.

Their to busy watching love island, or coronation street, or Eastenders....

Don't know if its the same as Americans but it sounds the same as Americans. Most Americans are fake americans who no longer uphold true american values and good shows, instead all they watch is Kardassians and shitshows.

Angelic wrote:

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:My point is.... your only seen the americized version of Britain.

Most British people don't give a shit about  the legend of King Arthur.

Their to busy watching love island, or coronation street, or Eastenders....

Don't know if its the same as Americans but it sounds the same as Americans. Most Americans are fake americans who no longer uphold true american values and good shows, instead all they watch is Kardassians and shitshows.

Love island is very popular.... the British love watch vain pricks whoring themselves for money....

Oh Lucy, some of us down south revere Arthur and the tales of Thomas Mallory.... and Wakeman!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqI_uR6kMVo

Hardcore book lover here.

I'd rather be lost in a book than obsessing over ANY TV show. Yeah, I have a few I have liked in 40 years time. But I can't go anywhere without a book being with me. I'd rather walk out the front door naked, than without a book.

Lucy Catherine Schoon wrote:No offense... but we are two nations seperated by a common language.

...and a common sense (or lack) of humour!

(Note the spelling)

Lesley Niyori wrote:Hardcore book lover here.

I'd rather be lost in a book than obsessing over ANY TV show. Yeah, I have a few I have liked in 40 years time. But I can't go anywhere without a book being with me. I'd rather walk out the front door naked, than without a book.

When you get your heartbroken enough times, you start to lose interest in books, not just romance novels but even math books.

I know your dating life was tough, but I am not sure if you really had your heart full on broken before. Realizing your crush is married is not the same as being in love with a guy for 7 years and having him reject you, or having every single woman you meet just go 180 on you and not even give you a fair chance, and having this same thing happen to you over and over repetitively.

Ah... We've arrived at Mornington Crescent. I'll be getting off here. Toodles.

Angelic wrote:

Lesley Niyori wrote:Hardcore book lover here.

I'd rather be lost in a book than obsessing over ANY TV show. Yeah, I have a few I have liked in 40 years time. But I can't go anywhere without a book being with me. I'd rather walk out the front door naked, than without a book.

When you get your heartbroken enough times, you start to lose interest in books, not just romance novels but even math books.

I know your dating life was tough, but I am not sure if you really had your heart full on broken before. Realizing your crush is married is not the same as being in love with a guy for 7 years and having him reject you, or having every single woman you meet just go 180 on you and not even give you a fair chance, and having this same thing happen to you over and over repetitively.

Books are where I hide from life actually. I live vicariously through them.

Oh, I have been heartbroken before. To varying degrees. It always hurts the same I have found.
It has come close to killing me too.